easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

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